**NEW CRUSADE SERIES** Orks vs Astra Militarum | S1 EP1 | Warhammer 40,000 Narrative Report

Avatar The Beard October 1, 202275  56 75 Likes

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Our new narrative series is here!!  This is part one of a 6 part Crusade following the rampage of WAAGGHHH Skulldagga!!  Rampaging through the Galaxy, the warpath of Skulldagga Teefsmasha’s Clan treads ferociously towards the perimeter walls of Fort Condor.  This bastion of humanity has stood vigil for centuries guarded by the brave soldiers of the Albion Raptors fending off countless threats without a breach…but can they withstand the unending green tide!?

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+++ THE LISTS +++

++ WAAGGHHHH SKULLDAGGA Battalion Detachment ++

Clan Kultur: Goffs

+ HQ +

Warboss on Warbike: Warlord: Brutal but Kunnin, Relic: Da Killa Klaw

Weirdboy: Relic: corched Gitbonez

+ Troops +

Boyz:
. Boss Nob: Big Choppa, Slugga
. 9x Ork Boy w/ Slugga & Choppa

Boyz:
. Boss Nob: Big Choppa, Slugga
. 9x Ork Boy w/ Slugga & Choppa

Boyz:
. Boss Nob: Big Choppa, Slugga
. 19x Ork Boy w/ Slugga & Choppa

+ Fast Attack +

Nob on Smasha Squig

Squighog Boyz:
. 6x Squighog Boy: Saddlegit Weapons, Squighog Jaws, Stikka, 2x Bomb Squig

7x Warbikers
. Boss Nob,
. 6x Warbiker: 12x Dakkagun

+ Heavy Support +

Battlewagon: Deff Rolla

Battlewagon: ‘ard Case, Big Shoota, Killkannon

Kill Rig

+ Flyer +

Wazbom Blastajet: 2x Tellyport Mega-Blastas, Blastajet Force Field, 2x Supa Shoota

+ Dedicated Transport +

Trukk: Wreckin’ Ball

Trukk: Wreckin’ Ball

++ Total: 1,750pts ++

++ ALBION RAPTORS Battalion Detachment ++

Regimental Doctrine: Gunnery Experts, Pyromaniacs

+ HQ +

Company Commander: Warlord, Plasma pistol, Power sword

Tank Commander: Turret-mounted Demolisher Siege Cannon, 2 Plasma Cannons, Lascannon Augur array

+ Troops +

Infantry Squad
. 8x Guardsman: 8x Lasgun
. Guardsman W/ Special Weapon: Flamer
. Sergeant: Laspistol

Infantry Squad
. 8x Guardsman: 8x Lasgun
. Guardsman W/ Special Weapon: Flamer
. Sergeant: Laspistol

Infantry Squad
. 8x Guardsman: 8x Lasgun
. Guardsman W/ Special Weapon: Flamer
. Sergeant: Laspistol

Infantry Squad
. 7x Guardsman: 7x Lasgun
. Heavy Weapon Team: Mortar
. Sergeant: Laspistol

Infantry Squad
. 7x Guardsman: 7x Lasgun
. Heavy Weapon Team: Mortar
. Sergeant: Laspistol

Infantry Squad
. 7x Guardsman: 7x Lasgun
. Heavy Weapon Team: Mortar
. Sergeant: Laspistol

+ Elites +

Platoon Commander: Bolt pistol, Power sword

+ Fast Attack +

Hellhound: Heavy Bolter, Inferno Cannon

Heavy Bolter, Inferno Cannon

+ Heavy Support +

Basilisk: Earthshaker Cannon, Heavy Bolter

Basilisk: Earthshaker Cannon, Heavy Bolter

Leman Russ Battle Punisher: Weapon Expert, Turret-Mounted Punisher Gatling Cannon, 3x Heavy Bolter

Manticore: Full Payload, Storm Eagle Rockets Heavy Bolter

+ Dedicated Transport +

Chimera: 2x Heavy Flamer

Chimera: 2x Heavy Flamer

Chimera: 2x Heavy Flamer

++ Total: 1,745pts ++



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USS Sylvester
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USS Sylvester
1 month ago

This game was so funny and had me laughing 😂 at all times it was a great game and love the explosion that hit everything it was great please keep these coming 🙂 thank you beard and bard 🙂

Ty The Mongoose
Ty The Mongoose
1 month ago

23 mins in and was crying with laughter, beard and bard, full energy love it.
3 lil grots in a trench coat had me crying haha.

Face0317
Face0317
1 month ago

Hold the line!!!

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart
1 month ago

Love it.

Jesse Kent
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Jesse Kent
1 month ago

Love this – very excited for the rest of the series. What’s, uhhhh, that little genestealer cultist doing there, eh?

Warp Wasp
Warp Wasp
1 month ago

Not getting the video only an address that isn’t an active hyperlink

Shawn Chenoweth
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Shawn Chenoweth
1 month ago

I enjoyed the hell out of that. Thanks for the story, and also WAAAGH!

Stephan Richter
Lodge Member
Stephan Richter
1 month ago

Amazing battle 😀

DSK
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DSK
1 month ago

Nothing beats an Imperial Guard narrative battle!

Awesome stuff! Love the story, the characters and the banter you guys bring to these reports.

I hope that Tempestor Prime Hector Slade and Sgt Barrett turn up in a ride of the Valkyries in a later report. Perhaps escorting the most venerable ork hunter in the galaxy……Commissar Yarrick.

Question on using the Gunnery Experts re-roll on the Basilisk. I believe that you can select to re-roll one of the two and pick the highest, so you might as well alway pick the lower and fish for a 6.

Thomas Fry
Thomas Fry
1 month ago

Hay guys just thought you should know that on my computer I can’t see this film. All I see is the youtub link. I have treied several diffrent ways to fix it on my end and end the end I just had to go to youtub to watch this glorious film. Thanks for all the hard work and have a great day.

Nick Mathewson
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Nick Mathewson
1 month ago

This was one of the most fun battle reports that
You have posted

Aaron Bateman
Aaron Bateman
1 month ago

An odd one, but can you do a tutorial for the explosions/smoke you use? They’re such a great way of adding theme to a board but also good to have with you if you turn up to the club and you’re only left with Goblin Green hills

Björn Karlsson
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Björn Karlsson
1 month ago

That was an awesome and epic game. Damn i really need to play more narrative. 😁

Commissar Pen
Commissar Pen
1 month ago

If Beard was an ork, would he be called Greenbeard? 🤔

Also, TRANSQUIGGLY ORKYOLOGY!!

Thomas Fry
Thomas Fry
1 month ago

So just an FYI, I had to go to YouTub to actuly see the video. I like useing the website to watch the video’s and I could not see it. All it did when I clicked on the video was give me the youtub link and that was it.

James Holder
James Holder
1 month ago

Brilliant game guy best one for awhile 👍👍

Jonathan Durham
Jonathan Durham
1 month ago

Love the ork colour scheme. What greens were used for the armour??

Geoff Dupuis
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Geoff Dupuis
1 month ago

Fort Condor?! Please tell me that was intentional FF7 reference, that would tickle my nerdly bits and totally make my day.

ian4281
ian4281
1 month ago

Is anyone else having problems playing this video? The u rube link at the top is black and the video on the shows page doesn’t play for me?

Martin Rooms
Martin Rooms
1 month ago

I’m a big fan of all your videos but this is a definite standout favourite. I’m looking forward to the next in the series.

Sluggy
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Sluggy
1 month ago

Looks to be the beginning of an incredible series. These narrative batreps really lean into your strengths as a channel, and your excitement is palpable through the screen.
In a world of mostly suck, you folks continue to be a font of joy. Cheers.

Yann
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Yann
1 month ago

wow, this is so great, I did not realize how good the crusade system is… is it me or does Crow look like our old friend “Bone”?

Riley Fitzgerald
Riley Fitzgerald
1 month ago

A 6 parter?! These are my favorites

And out of curiosity, age of sigmar narrative??

Robert Strachan
Robert Strachan
1 month ago

So pleased you’re bringing crusade back!

hhannon05
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hhannon05
1 month ago

Bring back Nigel Snaggletoof

Crazyshak48
Crazyshak48
1 month ago

I was wondering if it’d be 40K or Sigmar today, but I was not expecting Crusade! First time I’ve watched one of these on TT, I’m excited to see how it goes!

Joerg Kuehling
Joerg Kuehling
1 month ago

In my opinion the Warboss on Bike should also have both Waaaghs and the Warboss Aura. It’s Forgeworld its rules should be bonkers. Change my mind!😬

Harry Warren
Harry Warren
1 month ago

I’m so excited for this, Crusade has become the main way I play 40k these days!

Talos Miniatures
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Talos Miniatures
1 month ago

Amazing, I love narrative crusade games. Please tell me Votann are part of this as they are perfect for a slow grow at the moment as they only have limited models out. 🙂

40k.nomad
40k.nomad
1 month ago

Another orks game! woo!!!!

Gareth Parker
Gareth Parker
1 month ago

Fort Condor is absolutely a FFVII reference right?

Georgina Keegan
Georgina Keegan
1 month ago

Yes! I always adore your narrative projects 😊

Jiří Dokoupil
Jiří Dokoupil
1 month ago

Any idea why I cant download the report for offline watching?

Brett Pettitt
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Brett Pettitt
1 month ago

Fort Condor??? Has someone got a love for FF7? I LOVE IT. Glad you are doing a crusade campaign instead of a general narrative, nice to see the swap up. Cheers lads and lasses!

Jiří Dokoupil
Jiří Dokoupil
1 month ago

Everyone cheering on the greenskins…. pathetic.

FOR THE EMPEROR! (as a new player to the hobby and collecting IMPERIAL GUARD, kinda obvious)

Veratu
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Veratu
1 month ago

I am horribly excited for the return of crusade!

OK
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OK
1 month ago

Love seeing the Raptors

Ciaran
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Ciaran
1 month ago

Awesome! I love narrative games. Da Orks iz gonna krump dem humie gits good ‘n’ propa. WAAAAAAGH!!!

Jonathan Haynes
Lodge Member
Jonathan Haynes
1 month ago

I usually would be on the side of the Imperium but tonight there is only WAAAAGH!

Benoit Cappez
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Benoit Cappez
1 month ago

I love your narrative ones. Always really enjoyable 🤘🤘🤘

Joerg Kuehling
Joerg Kuehling
1 month ago

Narrative Orks?!
WAAAAAAAAAGH-TIME BABY!!!!!!