**6000 POINTS!** Dark Mechanicum vs Dark Angels | Warhammer 40K Battle Report

Avatar Jinx September 16, 2023124  35 124 Likes

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It is the debut of the Dark Mechanics on YouTube, kicking it off with a 6000 Point Game! As Beard takes the warped machinations for a spin, with the Dark Lord Vashtorr at the helm! It will be the task of Bard and the Dark Angels to annihilate these foul abominations!

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Beckett 3A
5 months ago

Those Greenwing Dark Angels look so mint!
Could we have a future painting tutorial on Fletcher’s Green Armor recipe? <3

Allan Steele
5 months ago

Well actually…..Wilkinson Sword… Began in 1772 and were a famed London Gun, Sword and Bayonet Manufacturer….well before they started selling shaving razors

Ogryn Wilson
6 months ago

I keep hearing “Jazz Ale”, which sounds like the sort of fun drink a Dark Angel would absolutely hate!
Retreat brothers that Dark Mech IPA is far too flavourful and hoppy!

Last edited 6 months ago by Ogryn Wilson
Christopher Ryan
Christopher Ryan
6 months ago

You are no fool mr Beard Those kastallen robots do have a 4+ fnp with the datasmith leading them. Many blessings to the dark omnisssiah!

Brandon Tolputt
Brandon Tolputt
6 months ago

Amazing game! I haven’t laughed this much at a bat rep for ages 🤣. Sadly I find chaplains a bit disappointing in combat at the moment. Instead of bashing enemies aside with their crozius, they boop them on the nose instead it seems 😂.

TheGeekary
TheGeekary
6 months ago

surely the Landspeeder Vengences are the Vengi Bros

Philippe Boulanger
Lodge Member
6 months ago

I’m a fan of these big batreps. I like this that you let yourselves bend the rules to include Vashtor. Fits in perfectly 🤟

Ruben Mazza
Ruben Mazza
6 months ago

What a pair! I need a “sustained” mug for my morning coffee 😂

Christoph Schiller
Christoph Schiller
6 months ago

First of all: I love the Dark Mechanicus army, great job. 🙂
I have a question: How did the deathwing knights use the stratagem “Heroic Intervention” after they were battle shocked in round 1 by “Rad-Bombardment”? Is there any special rule for DA that I missed?

Marcus Ehrlich
Lodge Member
6 months ago

Can I just say, when the graphics overlaid “BECAUSE HE DOESN’T” (that must have been @chef in the editing room? – if so, well played sir) over the top of Beard’s FNP real time error, I lost it. Tears. Who knew 40k could bring such comedic gold.

Daniel Tooke
6 months ago

Another excellent battle report as per usual, and definitely one of your funniest to date! The exclamations of “MY MONKEH!” amids the rest of the circus that was going on never ceaseed to elicit a chuckle.

Ahzrukaal
Ahzrukaal
6 months ago

I always love a Beard and Bard game and this must be one of your best! 😀

Hotmanpop
Hotmanpop
6 months ago

god i love watching Beard vs Bard, it’s always such a clownfiesta and it’s perfect!

BigCat
BigCat
6 months ago

‘My Monkey!’ T-shirt please

Rus’el
Lodge Member
6 months ago

Hahaha, @Beard, I spat my tea out and just cracked up with your: “Vashtorr shoot now. Vashtorr sad” skit! 😂😂😂

Matt Strout
Matt Strout
6 months ago

Glorious

Toni Viskari
Toni Viskari
6 months ago

While overall fun, and these are not fortunately that serious of engagements, that FNP mistake really did put a hamper on watching this game for me as it just had such a massive impact on the flow of everything.
Not to bash anyone, innocent mistakes happen, but it was so frustrating to see how much resources James had to put to overcome that and how it affected other decisions.

Bernard Black
Lodge Member
6 months ago

“If a monkey decides to shave his beard, where… where does he stop? At the knees? Lower back? Shoulders?” asked Beard in a manic manner.

Sirrom
Sirrom
6 months ago

We need a fight between the Necrons and Admech to fight over an ancient piece of technology…. The first toaster.

Grimwold
Grimwold
6 months ago

Mother…. Beard is playing with his monkey again!
Excellent battle report. One of the funniest.

Greetz

Pol

John Schwartz-Rudd
John Schwartz-Rudd
6 months ago

Lets go Vashy!

Archmike
Lodge Warrior Member
6 months ago

Blimey! A behemoth of a Beard/Bard batrep! Bards big boys battle to beat back Beard’s blasphemous beings! Belligerent black-clad biker’s bolters blam Belisarius B’stard’s buzzing butchers but bemone balistarii blasting back!

Dan O'Gorman
6 months ago

As a DA player with a game this evening – Bard’s “Vengeance is a dish best served with a land speeder” will be said as many times as it remains alive.

I’m playing Knights later, so probably not that long.

Craig Drummond
Craig Drummond
6 months ago

Love the bad mech army you guys have but god it gets my hopes up every time I read dark mechanicum

MonkeyChief1170
MonkeyChief1170
6 months ago

Amazing. Beard’s list read got me 😂

Thomas Azula
Lodge Member
6 months ago

CSM VS CSM! LETS GOO
CSM vs Chaos, lets gooooo

Last edited 6 months ago by Thomas Azula
Brett Pettitt
Lodge Member
6 months ago

6000 points? That’s a paltry offering lol. Do 40k and make it thematic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rus’el
Lodge Member
6 months ago

Oh yeah baby! Loving these larger BatReps. Good job guys! 💪🏼

Jonathan Haynes
Lodge Member
Jonathan Haynes
6 months ago

This is gonna be long.