**6000 POINTS!** Dark Mechanicum vs Dark Angels | Warhammer 40K Battle Report

Avatar Jinx September 16, 2023126  35 126 Likes

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It is the debut of the Dark Mechanics on YouTube, kicking it off with a 6000 Point Game! As Beard takes the warped machinations for a spin, with the Dark Lord Vashtorr at the helm! It will be the task of Bard and the Dark Angels to annihilate these foul abominations!

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Beckett 3A
1 year ago

Those Greenwing Dark Angels look so mint!
Could we have a future painting tutorial on Fletcher’s Green Armor recipe? <3

Allan Steele
1 year ago

Well actually…..Wilkinson Sword… Began in 1772 and were a famed London Gun, Sword and Bayonet Manufacturer….well before they started selling shaving razors

Ogryn Wilson
1 year ago

I keep hearing “Jazz Ale”, which sounds like the sort of fun drink a Dark Angel would absolutely hate!
Retreat brothers that Dark Mech IPA is far too flavourful and hoppy!

Last edited 1 year ago by Ogryn Wilson
Christopher Ryan
Christopher Ryan
1 year ago

You are no fool mr Beard Those kastallen robots do have a 4+ fnp with the datasmith leading them. Many blessings to the dark omnisssiah!

Brandon Tolputt
Brandon Tolputt
1 year ago

Amazing game! I haven’t laughed this much at a bat rep for ages 🤣. Sadly I find chaplains a bit disappointing in combat at the moment. Instead of bashing enemies aside with their crozius, they boop them on the nose instead it seems 😂.

TheGeekary
1 year ago

surely the Landspeeder Vengences are the Vengi Bros

Philippe Boulanger
Lodge Member
1 year ago

I’m a fan of these big batreps. I like this that you let yourselves bend the rules to include Vashtor. Fits in perfectly 🤟

Ruben Mazza
Ruben Mazza
1 year ago

What a pair! I need a “sustained” mug for my morning coffee 😂

Christoph Schiller
Christoph Schiller
1 year ago

First of all: I love the Dark Mechanicus army, great job. 🙂
I have a question: How did the deathwing knights use the stratagem “Heroic Intervention” after they were battle shocked in round 1 by “Rad-Bombardment”? Is there any special rule for DA that I missed?

Marcus Ehrlich
Lodge Member
1 year ago

Can I just say, when the graphics overlaid “BECAUSE HE DOESN’T” (that must have been @chef in the editing room? – if so, well played sir) over the top of Beard’s FNP real time error, I lost it. Tears. Who knew 40k could bring such comedic gold.

Daniel Tooke
1 year ago

Another excellent battle report as per usual, and definitely one of your funniest to date! The exclamations of “MY MONKEH!” amids the rest of the circus that was going on never ceaseed to elicit a chuckle.

Ahzrukaal
Ahzrukaal
1 year ago

I always love a Beard and Bard game and this must be one of your best! 😀

Hotmanpop
Hotmanpop
1 year ago

god i love watching Beard vs Bard, it’s always such a clownfiesta and it’s perfect!

BigCat
BigCat
1 year ago

‘My Monkey!’ T-shirt please

Rus’el
Lodge Member
1 year ago

Hahaha, @Beard, I spat my tea out and just cracked up with your: “Vashtorr shoot now. Vashtorr sad” skit! 😂😂😂

Matt Strout
Matt Strout
1 year ago

Glorious

Toni Viskari
Toni Viskari
1 year ago

While overall fun, and these are not fortunately that serious of engagements, that FNP mistake really did put a hamper on watching this game for me as it just had such a massive impact on the flow of everything.
Not to bash anyone, innocent mistakes happen, but it was so frustrating to see how much resources James had to put to overcome that and how it affected other decisions.

Lee Fawl
Lodge Member
1 year ago

“If a monkey decides to shave his beard, where… where does he stop? At the knees? Lower back? Shoulders?” asked Beard in a manic manner.

Sirrom
Sirrom
1 year ago

We need a fight between the Necrons and Admech to fight over an ancient piece of technology…. The first toaster.

Grimwold
Grimwold
1 year ago

Mother…. Beard is playing with his monkey again!
Excellent battle report. One of the funniest.

Greetz

Pol

John Schwartz-Rudd
John Schwartz-Rudd
1 year ago

Lets go Vashy!

Archmike
Lodge Warrior Member
1 year ago

Blimey! A behemoth of a Beard/Bard batrep! Bards big boys battle to beat back Beard’s blasphemous beings! Belligerent black-clad biker’s bolters blam Belisarius B’stard’s buzzing butchers but bemone balistarii blasting back!

Dan O'Gorman
1 year ago

As a DA player with a game this evening – Bard’s “Vengeance is a dish best served with a land speeder” will be said as many times as it remains alive.

I’m playing Knights later, so probably not that long.

Craig Drummond
Craig Drummond
1 year ago

Love the bad mech army you guys have but god it gets my hopes up every time I read dark mechanicum

MonkeyChief1170
MonkeyChief1170
1 year ago

Amazing. Beard’s list read got me 😂

Thomas Azula
Lodge Member
1 year ago

CSM VS CSM! LETS GOO
CSM vs Chaos, lets gooooo

Last edited 1 year ago by Thomas Azula
Brett Pettitt
Lodge Member
1 year ago

6000 points? That’s a paltry offering lol. Do 40k and make it thematic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rus’el
Lodge Member
1 year ago

Oh yeah baby! Loving these larger BatReps. Good job guys! 💪🏼

Jonathan Haynes
Lodge Member
Jonathan Haynes
1 year ago

This is gonna be long.