Orks vs Black Templars 2000pts | Warhammer 40,000 Battle Report

Avatar The Chef November 6, 202140  33 40 Likes

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It’s a classic match up as Chef brings out a Green Tide, and our new Guest Dave crusades into the Studio to claim glory and honour for the Floorhammer Podcast!

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00:00 Intro

01:59 Orks Army List

04:48 Black Templars Army List

09:17 Mission – Sweep and Clear

10:11 Game Start

12:02 Game

2:01:53 Dave is an idiot

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The Army Lists are:

Orks

++ Battalion Detachment ++

Clan Kultur: Goffs

+ HQ +

Warboss: Warlord- Brutal but Kunnin’, Relic- Da Iron Gob, Power Klaw, Attack Squig,  Kombi-skorcha

Big Mek: Extra Gubbinz- Super Cybork Body, Choppa, Slugga, Kustom Force Field

+ Troops +

30x Boyz
Boss Nob: Power Klaw, Slugga
29x Ork Boyz: Choppas, Sluggas

30x Boyz
Boss Nob: Power Klaw, Slugga
29x Ork Boyz: Choppas, Sluggas

12x Boyz
Boss Nob: Slugga, Slugga
11x Ork Boyz: Shootas

+ Elites +

10x Nobz
Boss Nob: Power Klaw, Slugga
9x Nobz: Big Choppa, Slugga

11x Tankbustas: Specialist MobBoom Boyz
Boss Nob: Rokkit Launcha
10x Tankbustas: Rokkit Launchas

+ Fast Attack +

Megatrakk Scrapjet

Megatrakk Scrapjet

8x Warbikers
Boss Nob: Power Klaw
7x Warbikers: Choppas

+ Heavy Support +

Bonebreaka: Kustom Job- Fortress on Wheels, Killkannon

+ Dedicated Transport +

Trukk

Trukk

++ Total: 2,000pts ++

Black Templars

++ Battalion Detachment ++

+ HQ +

High Marshal Helbrecht: Warlord- Frontline Commander

Primaris Chaplain: Litanies- Litany of Hate, Canticle of Hate

The Emperor’s Champion

+ Troops +

10x Assault Intercessor Squad:
Assault Intercessor Sgt: Relic Bearer- Sigismund’s Seal, Astartes Chainsword, Heavy Bolt Pistol
9x Assault Intercessor: Astartes Chainsword, Heavy Bolt Pistol

5x Heavy Intercessor Squad: 4x Heavy Bolt Rifles, Heavy Bolter

11x Primaris Crusader Squad
Primaris Sword Brother: Power Sword, Heavy Bolt Pistol
4x Primaris Initiates: Auto Bolt Rifle
Primaris Initiate: Pyreblaster
4x Primaris Neophytes: Astartes Chainsword, Bolt Pistol

+ Elites +

Apothecary

5x Bladeguard Veteran Squad
Bladeguard Veteran Sergeant: Champion of the Feast, Relic Bearer- Icon of Heinmann
4x Bladeguard Veterans

Leviathan Dreadnought: 2x Storm Cannon Array, 2x Heavy Flamers

Primaris Apothecary

+ Fast Attack +

3x Suppressor Squad

+ Heavy Support +

3x Eradicator Squad: Melta Rifles

Gladiator Lancer: 2x Storm Bolters

+ Dedicated Transport +

Impulsor: 2x Storm Bolters, Ironhail Skytalon Array

++ Total: 1,997pts ++



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Cephalobeard
Cephalobeard(@cephalobeard)
8 days ago

Late ask here, but the dice bags you all use at your waists are brilliant. Are those the ones from the app shop, or do you use different ones?

Optimisticpaint
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Optimisticpaint(@optimisticpaint)
23 days ago

There should be more Numberwang at Tabletop Tactics.

BeardedDeathMachine
BeardedDeathMachine(@beardeddeathmachine)
26 days ago

You’re my favourite, Chef.

Coen Feint
Coen Feint(@remik)
27 days ago

One of the nobz broke ‘is choppa!

Jim
Jim(@jim-wallace)
27 days ago

What a great game! I loved the Emperors light! All i can think about now though is “The Empras light is coming” by Venga Boys

Dave Cullen
Dave Cullen(@dave-cullen)
27 days ago

That Gladiator Hwiff tho….. hahhah. Great game guys!

Bjornen
Bjornen(@bjornen)
27 days ago

Great game! Very well played by Chef, not only for playing the Orks for the first time in many moons and doing it kunnin but brutal, but also for throughout the game reminding Dave of his army’s rules and suggesting good tactical moves. Top Class Hosting!

Jón Gerðalíð
Jón Gerðalíð(@jon-gerdalid)
27 days ago

Is it just me, or is this episode downloading really slowly??

Gulasz
Gulasz(@harry-skinner)
28 days ago

That’s Numberwang

Riley Fitzgerald
Riley Fitzgerald(@riley-fitzgerald)
28 days ago

The green horde takes this one, but suffer not the unclean to live. Those two tank shots is what killed you. If that were more consistent, you would have taken a lot more out early on.

Damian Gray
Damian Gray(@damian-gray)
29 days ago

I might be wrong but I think the “gun” quote is from 1989 Batman when the joker shoots his own guy. The whole quote “Bob. Gun.” I hope this helps.

40k.nomad
40k.nomad(@ralph-bates)
29 days ago

Absolutely epic game!!! Chef is making me want to start an Ork army now haha

mekugi
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mekugi(@juliankillen)
29 days ago

Great game! Just a heads-up, the link to floorhammer on youtube doesn’t link anywhere. I’m not sure if you can change it or not but thought I’d let you know.

Last edited 29 days ago by mekugi
Sam Reed
Sam Reed(@sam-reed)
29 days ago

Is the film you are looking for Romeo and Juliet? Hand me my broadsword.

sean dollard
sean dollard(@sean-dollard)
29 days ago

Are you thinking of the part in starship troopers when Rasczak asks for the rifle to shot the trooper in the air??

Duncan Christie
Duncan Christie(@dispikible)
29 days ago

The original chaos gods numbered but 3, they were first named in the first warhammer role play book and see Khorne, Nurgle and Ma’lal. The other one chef mentioned was actually one of the 3 gods of law (not the nice guys you would think) I am old and as such vaguely remember such things.

Rhys Evans
Rhys Evans(@rhys-evans)
29 days ago

More Dave, intro was great

Michael Woodyard
Michael Woodyard(@michael-woodyard)
1 month ago

Always enjoy guest episodes. Would be cool to see Pleasant Kenobi as a guest.

Fiddlesticks!
Fiddlesticks!(@timothy-chapman)
1 month ago

Brilliant game, fantastic guest, super atmosphere. This is what Tabletoptactics is all about!

Luke Bacon
Luke Bacon(@luke-bacon)
1 month ago

Is the give my my gun quote you are talking about “Give me that ******** Shooter” from Snatch?

Crivens
Crivens(@timothy-sunderland)
1 month ago

Great game Dave!
Would be awesome to see Chef take what he learnt here and have a run at competitive Orks in the League!!!

Aaron Borer
Aaron Borer(@aaron-borer)
1 month ago

Very cool game, thats how this allways should be. Quite close and not one side dominating the other.
Orks suit you aswell Mr. Chef!

Stefano
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Stefano(@eidein)
1 month ago

Nice game and nice guest! I would love to see how a competitive Black Templars list would do, they seem quite interesting and I think that Uphold is a really strong vow.
And yes, the Gladiator is as sad and worthless as almost all the other tanks for Marines and Sisters. I am relieved I hold out on buying it, it would have ended gatering dust on my shelf with the RepEx and the Impulsors.

Sam Lloyd
Sam Lloyd(@sam-lloyd)
1 month ago

The ‘hand me my gun’ thing is starship troopers when the sergeant guy shoots his own man.