5000pts & NEW DETACHMENTS! Orks vs T’au Empire | Warhammer 40K Battle Report

Avatar Jinx March 22, 202570  27 70 Likes

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5000 points either side in today’s Warhammer 40,000 Battle Report as Beard takes the new Dakka Dakka Dakka detachment to face off against Bard and the new Experimental Prototype Cadre of the T’au Empire!

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PhoenixRose42
8 hours ago

This seemed like there was almost as many explosions as in the Imperium vs Chaos explodey fest episode.

Sammo117
Lodge Member
Sammo117
2 days ago

What mad man play tested this ork detachment!

John Kozempel
John Kozempel
3 days ago

Spider: Battles between Beard and the Bard are already pretty silly, how can we amp that up?

Fletcher: We could give them 5,000 points apiece of insane shooting.

Spider: Back in the basement, Fletcher!

Chef: Not a bad idea, though.

Spider: Oh we’re definitely doing that.

Bill
Bill
3 days ago

Such a hilarious battle, well done guys!

George
George
3 days ago

Hilarious madness. Scraplord is worthy of love!

Shawn Chenoweth
Lifetime Member
3 days ago

By the will of the Emperor, the Tau will forever now be known as “tadpoles”. 🐸

Mike Stevens
Mike Stevens
3 days ago

I love that T’au paint scheme, can anyone shed any light on what colours are used?

Nick Quin
Nick Quin
3 days ago

Great game guys, 5000 points is mental at 28mm, that deployment zone at the start was so dumb looking lol
Does kinda prove 40k should remain a skirmish game but Joe and James are great to watch regardless of what they are playing

TheGeekary
3 days ago

‘I am the Lord of Scrap!!!! hear my Klaws go Snap, Snap Snap!!!’

Last edited 3 days ago by TheGeekary
A good man
A good man
3 days ago

The organizers played very well.

Matthew Renton
Lodge Member
3 days ago

would love to see these bigger form games have a longer run time, always left wanting more.

Sipass82
Sipass82
4 days ago

More like this please it’s bloody amazing!! I also think for shits and giggles you should do a winner stays on so all the team get a 5000 PT run!! Haha

UseLess
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UseLess
4 days ago

Loved the game as a show, but it does portray really well how terribly unbalanced the game becomes at high point levels. Just having that much fire power to kill your opponent makes going first way too important, even with apocalypse rules for the first turn. Nevertheless, it was great entertainment! That Orks detachment is really brutal.

Garlic Bread
Lodge Member
Garlic Bread
4 days ago

This was the stupidest battle report in a long time.

I ZOGGIN’ LUV’D IT!

DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA!

But seriously great game, love these massive battles, it must have taken ages. But definitely keep em coming.

Maybe a monthly thing? The monthly massacre?

DontpanicBanik
4 days ago

Loves the game and the new detachments! Thank you!

Anthony J86
4 days ago

Scrap Lord is Love, Scrap Lord is Life!

Zaius
Lifetime Member
4 days ago

Brilliant game! Love seeing people just laughing and having fun with this great game… and… SCRAP LORD LIVES!!!!!!!

Redcoat
Redcoat
4 days ago

“Scrap Lord is worthy of love” is my next tattoo.

the_Scriv
Lodge Member
the_Scriv
4 days ago

Now that was epic! Well done boys!

Shas'O Myenshi
Shas'O Myenshi
4 days ago

Bard. 5000 point and no Taunar? Come on man. Its and experimental cadre bring out the experimental gun platform XD
Also as an aside i like to think that the red riptide was O’Vesa and when the first experimental weaponry was used they did the whole team fortress ‘Are you sure this will work’ ‘I HAVE NO IDEA!’.

Last edited 4 days ago by Shas'O Myenshi
Beau Huval
Beau Huval
4 days ago

Great game!!!

Claus Berthelsen
Claus Berthelsen
4 days ago

I cant remember a time when your stompas have NOT exploded! Its absolutely hilarious and awesome!

Matt Hucker
4 days ago

5k… is dat it… Needs more Dakka!

Skarshak
Skarshak
4 days ago

5000 bitz of Dakka! Oh yeah, itz Krump’n time! Waaagh!!!

Erik Ramvi
Erik Ramvi
4 days ago

5k points! Coolio!

Peter Mannion
Peter Mannion
4 days ago

Finally a potential answer to the question ‘how much dakka is enough dakka?’!


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