5000pts & NEW DETACHMENTS! Orks vs T’au Empire | Warhammer 40K Battle Report

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5000 points either side in today’s Warhammer 40,000 Battle Report as Beard takes the new Dakka Dakka Dakka detachment to face off against Bard and the new Experimental Prototype Cadre of the T’au Empire!

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The Wargamerist
25 days ago

Epic! What a battle and nice to see the new detachments

Rus’el
Lodge Member
1 month ago

Another great Battle Report. Thanks guys!

Robin Halling
Robin Halling
1 month ago

as a person who has religiously played killteam since its inception, ive always thought that how the turns are played in big 40k to be stupid and dissatisfying. As in this scenario, using the apocalypse rule..how likely would it be that 40k in 11th edition would introduce alternating activations for big 40k aswell like Kill team?

PhoenixRose42
1 month ago

This seemed like there was almost as many explosions as in the Imperium vs Chaos explodey fest episode.

Sammo117
Lodge Member
Sammo117
1 month ago

What mad man play tested this ork detachment!

John Kozempel
John Kozempel
1 month ago

Spider: Battles between Beard and the Bard are already pretty silly, how can we amp that up?

Fletcher: We could give them 5,000 points apiece of insane shooting.

Spider: Back in the basement, Fletcher!

Chef: Not a bad idea, though.

Spider: Oh we’re definitely doing that.

Bill
Bill
1 month ago

Such a hilarious battle, well done guys!

George
George
1 month ago

Hilarious madness. Scraplord is worthy of love!

Shawn Chenoweth
Lifetime Member
1 month ago

By the will of the Emperor, the Tau will forever now be known as “tadpoles”. 🐸

Mike Stevens
Mike Stevens
1 month ago

I love that T’au paint scheme, can anyone shed any light on what colours are used?

Nick Quin
Nick Quin
1 month ago

Great game guys, 5000 points is mental at 28mm, that deployment zone at the start was so dumb looking lol
Does kinda prove 40k should remain a skirmish game but Joe and James are great to watch regardless of what they are playing

TheGeekary
1 month ago

‘I am the Lord of Scrap!!!! hear my Klaws go Snap, Snap Snap!!!’

Last edited 1 month ago by TheGeekary
A good man
A good man
1 month ago

The organizers played very well.

Matthew Renton
Lodge Member
1 month ago

would love to see these bigger form games have a longer run time, always left wanting more.

Sipass82
Sipass82
1 month ago

More like this please it’s bloody amazing!! I also think for shits and giggles you should do a winner stays on so all the team get a 5000 PT run!! Haha

UseLess
Lifetime Member
UseLess
1 month ago

Loved the game as a show, but it does portray really well how terribly unbalanced the game becomes at high point levels. Just having that much fire power to kill your opponent makes going first way too important, even with apocalypse rules for the first turn. Nevertheless, it was great entertainment! That Orks detachment is really brutal.

Garlic Bread
Lodge Member
Garlic Bread
1 month ago

This was the stupidest battle report in a long time.

I ZOGGIN’ LUV’D IT!

DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA!

But seriously great game, love these massive battles, it must have taken ages. But definitely keep em coming.

Maybe a monthly thing? The monthly massacre?

DontpanicBanik
1 month ago

Loves the game and the new detachments! Thank you!

Anthony J86
1 month ago

Scrap Lord is Love, Scrap Lord is Life!

Zaius
Lifetime Member
1 month ago

Brilliant game! Love seeing people just laughing and having fun with this great game… and… SCRAP LORD LIVES!!!!!!!

Redcoat
Redcoat
1 month ago

“Scrap Lord is worthy of love” is my next tattoo.

the_Scriv
Lodge Member
the_Scriv
1 month ago

Now that was epic! Well done boys!

Shas'O Myenshi
Shas'O Myenshi
1 month ago

Bard. 5000 point and no Taunar? Come on man. Its and experimental cadre bring out the experimental gun platform XD
Also as an aside i like to think that the red riptide was O’Vesa and when the first experimental weaponry was used they did the whole team fortress ‘Are you sure this will work’ ‘I HAVE NO IDEA!’.

Last edited 1 month ago by Shas'O Myenshi
Beau Huval
Beau Huval
1 month ago

Great game!!!

Claus Berthelsen
Claus Berthelsen
1 month ago

I cant remember a time when your stompas have NOT exploded! Its absolutely hilarious and awesome!

Matt Hucker
1 month ago

5k… is dat it… Needs more Dakka!

Skarshak
Skarshak
1 month ago

5000 bitz of Dakka! Oh yeah, itz Krump’n time! Waaagh!!!

Erik Ramvi
Erik Ramvi
1 month ago

5k points! Coolio!

Peter Mannion
Peter Mannion
1 month ago

Finally a potential answer to the question ‘how much dakka is enough dakka?’!


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